The Crack Monkeys are:
Joe Welsh, AKA Johnny Mumbles: Guitar, Vocals
Jake Ide, AKA Mr. Jake: Bass, Vocals
Glen Sanford, AKA The Detective: Lead Guitar, Backing Vocals
Adam Dohrnwind (brutally misspelled), AKA Capricorn: Drums
The year was 2013. Somewhere in the subterranean underbelly of Metropolitan New York, a young researcher named J. Edwin Rose was deep in his work, forcing unlucky primates to inhale strongly of a certain illegal substance. It was wrong, but it was not until the monkeys discovered time-travel that the world was beginning to be warned. So people, be ready! Here come the Crack Monkeys!